A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barbers chair and said , "Ill have a shave and a shoe shine ."
The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest , firmest , most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes .
The cowboy said , "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room ."
She replied , "Im married and my husband wouldnt like that.
The cowboy said, "Tell him your working overtime and Ill pay you the difference."
She said, "You tell him . He is the one shaving you ."