Saturday, October 30, 2010

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ouhmyGod !
GADO GADO GADO !

please lend me ur hear & shoulder .penat lah mcm ni :(

p/s: i miss you  

best short jokes ever !

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barbers chair and said , "Ill have a shave and a shoe shine ." 
The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest , firmest , most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes .
The cowboy said , "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room ." 
She replied , "Im married and my husband wouldnt like that. 
The cowboy said, "Tell him your working overtime and Ill pay you the difference." 
She said, "You tell him . He is the one shaving you ."